You know what i wish….







I wish I had a dad… like you.

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  • me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
  • *sits down*
  • me: apparently yes

onac911:

Captain America Icepops

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  • gatsby: hey i just met you
  • gatsby: and this is crazy
  • gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • gatsby: so call me maybe

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

(Source: arthurtimothyread, via ghostlypariah)

The Difference between Niall and Liam.
  • liam: hello lucy, this is Liam from One Direction and you're on Greg James, I'm your star-caller..
  • fan: ohmygod..
  • liam: why are we whispering? are you at school?
  • fan: yeah, im in the middle of a test..
  • liam: oh my god, finish your test first, oh dear, what have I done? you're going to fail because of this.. oh my .. i'm such a horrible person, sorry, dear, i'll call you back later... oh my god, i'm so cruel.
  • then we have Niall...
  • niall: can you sneak out of class?

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